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Alright fellas,

So I am about to publish my book. I hope you got your diapers on because your going to shit yourself. Anyway its a story that starts off slow but once your strapped in, the erection you'll get is beyond anything you can handle.

I've been busting my ass for the past few years on research and information gathering, so I hope it was worth it. I am going to be putting out book one of an ongoing series. I hope it gathers a fan base or even a bizarre cult following. I finished the paintings and the book layout and had to re-order a shit load of new materials, for  books two and three.

Take care people, and I will be posting once my book is available for order. Hopefully I won't have to continue as a jiggalo at the retirement home for much longer.